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Friday, April 13, 2007

Hal Jordan: Dominant or just Flamboyant?

Well, I haven't made fun of Hal in some time lately, so I guess that he's due. He has to be enjoying himself lately, over in Green Lantern #18, he has not one but TWO hawt ladies fighting over him.

Hal Pictures

Don't tell ME that he's not getting a thrill out of all of this. Then of course, Jillian, aka Cowgirl gets into the act and smacks poor Carol/Sapphire with a chair. I'm rather surprised that he doesn't take them outside, and start hosing them off and get them mud-wrestling. Oh wait...that's probably the plot for the next issue!

Anyway, Hal's just irrisistable to the ladies. And that's not all!

Kyle pictures

Maybe I have a dirty mind, but that is looking a tad on the kinky side. On the other hand, you can hardly blame Hal, because Kyle is SO adorable. And according to Ragnell, he DOES look a lot like Carol.

This one on the other hand...

Hal and Ollie

That's just wrong. And SOOOO suggestive. But gosh it makes me laugh. And I'm not even going to go into what he and Ollie were up to, when they were out "finding themselves".

I'm probably being very unfair to poor Hal. But it is interesting that the doesn't get into these situations with Alan or John for some reason.

3 Comments:

At 5:54 PM, Blogger FoldedSoup said...

Guy's face is priceless. It'd make a great icon...

 
At 8:47 PM, Blogger Dwayne "the canoe guy" said...

You've been reading TOOO much Jonah Hex

 
At 5:10 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

Yes, Guy's face is so...er...expressive!

And you can NEVER read too much Jonah Hex!

Haw!

 

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