Hal Pictures Green Lantern Butt's FOREVER!: Young Justice

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Saturday, March 24, 2012

Young Justice

Well I'll be dipped in honey! I just watched the new Green Lantern cartoon, which was great, and naturally the Artificial Intelligence unit that Hal has been flirting with, saves the day, and refers to "herself" as a Green Lantern, and Kilowog says you have to have a body to be a Green Lantern, and naturally, she makes herself into a hot female for Hal to ogle.

Oh Hal.

So then Young Justice comes on, and I'm actually hanging around watching it, although I don't watch it that much, and the OLD Justice League is up on their satellite being all grim and moody and trying to come up with new members. Naturally, I am sitting there going...Get GUY GARNDER! Because both Hal and John are there. First, they look at some other applicants, and then someone...I think it is Flash says, "Hey, there's a third Green Lantern out there! Howabout...!" And both Hal and John yell "NO!". And there is a but...but, and they still yell no, and I...am crushed.

But for a milli-second there, Guy was on Young Justice. And then cruelly shot down. I am depressed. And then Wonder Woman of all people was being mean to poor Captain Marvel, (sorry, Shazam) for not telling them that he was actually only ten years old, even though he SAVED THEIR BUTTS a week or so ago. And they are all discussing whether he should be kicked out, and he's saying that he's right there, and can hear them!

It's true. The Justice League is a bunch of jerks. Guy and Billy can...can go and start their OWN League! With COOL people. Maybe Booster, maybe Fire and Ice, get Martian Manhunter to join and Blue Beetle and Elongated Man, and IT WOULD BE FABULOUS!

I...I get a bit wound up on Saturday mornings apparently.

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Oh yeah!

8 Comments:

At 8:20 PM, Blogger notintheface said...

Yeah, really! When Batman and a robot are actually the NICE ones..

 
At 11:06 AM, Blogger CalvinPitt said...

They're yelling at Captain Marvel? What next, Superman kicking a puppy?

And who listens to Hal's opinion on anything? Except maybe boozy flirting and crashing planes.

Guy should form his own Justice League. Maybe post a big sign that says "NO Satellite Leaguers Allowed", or something. He could use Warriors as the headquarters, so they could drink and play cards after thwarting evil.

 
At 2:03 PM, Blogger SallyP said...

No HALS ALLOWED!

Coming back to a bar after thwarting evil does have its appeal!

 
At 2:06 PM, Blogger Lantern Kiaori said...

God, that Cameo was just fabulous (got a screeny too <3) . And saving the school bus! I squealed like a little lantern.

 
At 4:58 PM, Blogger SallyP said...

Me Too!

 
At 6:18 PM, Blogger googum said...

The Justice League was a batch of snippy little girls that episode. Superman, jerk to a kid who has no one to look up to. Wonder Woman, so holier than thou. Hal and John shouting down Guy because he's a jerk, not because of performance. Batman was being relatively civil with them, and now I see why he's usually doing things himself.

 
At 12:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And put Power Girl on it, then will be The Justice League International

 
At 11:46 AM, Blogger SallyP said...

They SHOULD put Power Girl on it!

And yeah, the JLA were pretty much being a bunch of jerks. Especially to poor Captain Marvel.

 

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