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Tuesday, March 17, 2015

New Bat Suit

No, I'm not going to show it.  It's too ridiculous even for me.  But I'm pretty sure that you have all seen it. 

It...it looks like a combination of the Tick and Arthur, complete with bunny ears. 

Forget about inspiring fear and terror in criminals, I suppose if you can punch them as they are double up in laughter, it counts? 

3 Comments:

At 8:30 AM, Blogger CalvinPitt said...

I feel like every time I've seen Batman try to use some exo-suit or Bat-Hulkbuster armor, it ends badly because it's big and clunky. I can't imagine this is going to go any better. I give it 5 minutes before the Mad Hatter or someone similar figures out how to jam the signals and make it an inert lump of metal.

Question: Who got the worse new look, Batman or Wonder Woman? Also, did you notice in the Omega Men solicit that Kyle is apparently dead? I wasn't expecting that, though I know you've said his book seems directionless and barely about him every time you've checked in.

 
At 12:08 PM, Blogger SallyP said...

Kyle is dead? Well...I don't imagine that it will last for too long. Everything seems to be in flux for the next few months, I don't even know where Guy is going to be showing up...if at all.

Batman's outfit just makes me laugh, and from the solicits, I'm not even sure if it is Bruce in the tin can or not. Wonder Woman's outfit is just...sad. It looks as though they piled on every single accessory that they could find, and threw them all on her together. Yeesh!

I loved the outfit that Chiang made for her in her previous book with Azzarello, with the Greek skirt, and her hair up...she looked like a REAL Amazon! This new one by the Finches is just...ridiculous.

 
At 5:18 PM, Blogger Erin S. said...

I doubt Kyle is dead, at least for long. I'm more surprised at the lack of Guy mention.

I'd say Batman is worse just because you could tell who he's supposed to be at a glance. You hit the head of what's wrong with Wonder Woman's costume. My mind tells me things don't belong much like it did when I saw the no underwear Superman. She looks better in armored looks and this is just excessive.

 

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